STUCK.
ON PURPOSE.
Custom magnets for your memories, your business, and your completely valid feelings about everything else.
STUCK.
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Custom Photo Magnets
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Business & Bulk Orders
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The Sarcastic Line
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Live Event Printing
Custom Photo Magnets
YOUR PHOTO.
YOUR MAGNET.
YOUR FRIDGE.
Got a photo from a wedding, graduation, birthday, or just a random Tuesday that turned out great? We turn it into a quality magnet that actually looks good — not like it was printed at a gas station kiosk in 2003.
Wedding favors. Family portraits. Holiday gifts people keep instead of tossing. Graduation announcements. Your dog absolutely deserves to be on the fridge. We do it all.
2.5" × 3.5"
Standard
2.5" × 2.5"
Square
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Your photos here —
looking way better than whatever's
on your fridge right now.
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Bulk orders that don't look
like bulk orders.
That's the whole point.
Business & Bulk
MARKETING THAT
STICKS AROUND.
LITERALLY.
Brochures get tossed. Pens run dry. Business cards live in a junk drawer until someone finally takes the whole drawer to the trash. A magnet? That's on the fridge. For years. With your number on it.
We work with realtors, restaurants, salons, trade show exhibitors, and anyone smart enough to put their brand somewhere people look every single day.
◆ Real estate & mortgage companies
◆ Restaurants & food service
◆ Trade shows & conferences
◆ Retail & product promotion
◆ Non-profits & community orgs
Wholesale
CARRY OUR LINE
IN YOUR STORE.
LET'S TALK NUMBERS.
Independent gift shops, boutiques, bookstores, and specialty retailers — if your customers have a sense of humor, our magnets belong on your shelves.
We offer wholesale pricing on our ready-to-ship collections with flexible minimum order quantities. Reach out and we'll send you our current wholesale catalog and pricing sheet.
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Gift Shops & Boutiques
Perfect for impulse buys and gift sections
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Bookstores & Stationery
Pairs well with cards, journals & humor gifts
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Specialty Retail
Stand-alone displays or counter merchandising
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Museum & Attraction Shops
High-volume gift shop appeal
Ready To Ship
BROWSE & BUY
THE COLLECTIONS.
Seven collections. Pick a tab, browse the line, and check out right here.
Male Field Guide
Observe him safely… from a distance.
A hilarious series of 12 magnets inspired by wildlife field guides and the fascinating, bewildering behaviors of the modern male. From midlife crises and questionable purchases to disappearing acts and spectacularly poor decision-making, each magnet reads like the notes of a seasoned naturalist documenting a species that refuses to evolve.
The Collection
◆ 12 original designs
◆ Vintage-inspired wildlife field guide artwork
◆ Razor-sharp humor, naturalist style
◆ The perfect gift for anyone who gets it
Warning: May cause knowing laughter, unsolicited stories, and occasional identification of a specimen in the wild.
Women Who Know Better™
Experience has a way of sharpening instincts.
Beautifully illustrated magnets celebrating women who have learned a few things the hard way — and aren't interested in repeating the lesson. Featuring striking wildlife artwork paired with clever, original captions, each design is a humorous reminder that confidence, boundaries, and self-respect only get stronger with time.
The Collection
◆ Striking wildlife artwork & original captions
◆ Wit, wisdom & a touch of sarcasm
◆ Confidence & boundaries only get stronger with time
◆ Unforgettable gifts for the women who get it
Some lessons are learned once. The women who know better never need to learn them twice.
Species with Standards: Octopuses
Not every love story has a happy ending… especially if you're the male octopus.
Celebrates one of the ocean's most intelligent — and least tolerant — animals. Inspired by real octopus behavior, these magnets blend beautiful marine artwork with sharp, witty humor about boundaries, independence, and refusing to settle. Every design features original illustration and clever captions based on genuine natural history.
The Collection
◆ Beautiful original marine artwork
◆ Based on genuine octopus natural history
◆ Sharp humor about boundaries & independence
◆ Perfect for ocean lovers & fans of dry wit
Beautiful. Educational. Slightly unsettling. Exactly as nature intended.
Species with Standards: Praying Mantis
Stunning botanical artwork. One of nature's most famously uncompromising females.
Combines stunning botanical artwork with authentic praying mantis behavior to deliver equal parts science, sarcasm, and unapologetic confidence. Each design transforms remarkable natural history into clever, original humor that celebrates high standards, firm boundaries, and the timeless wisdom of choosing quality over quantity.
The Collection
◆ Stunning botanical-style wildlife artwork
◆ Authentic praying mantis behavior & natural history
◆ Science, sarcasm & unapologetic confidence
◆ Perfect for gardeners, insect lovers & science enthusiasts
Because even the smallest predators have standards.
God Forbid A Girl Have Hobbies
For the women whose sense of humor comes with a warning label.
Equal parts vintage charm, dark comedy, and perfectly questionable life advice. For the women whose sense of humor comes with a warning label — and who wear that label proudly. Because some women contain multitudes, and those multitudes deserve wall space.
The Collection
◆ Vintage charm meets dark comedy
◆ Perfectly questionable life advice
◆ Equal parts bold & hilarious
◆ The gift she didn't know she needed
Side effects may include snorting while laughing and immediately texting the link to everyone you know.
Healthcare Habitat Series: The Untold Field Guide
The beautifully chaotic world of healthcare, documented.
Celebrates the humor, patience, teamwork, and survival skills required to take care of people every single day. Because nobody gets into healthcare for the glory — they get in for the people, and stay for the stories. This collection honors every nurse, doctor, tech, and admin who shows up and gets it done.
The Collection
◆ Celebrates healthcare heroes everywhere
◆ Humor, patience & teamwork honored
◆ Survival skills in magnet form
◆ Perfect gifts for nurses, doctors & staff
No healthcare professionals were harmed in the making of these magnets. We can't say the same for their patience.
Vintage Treasure Hunters Society
when everyone else sees junk...but you see a story.
Celebrates the thrill of the hunt — dusty corners, forgotten boxes, roadside stops, and that magical moment when everyone else sees junk, but you see a story. For the pickers, the diggers, the estate sale devotees, and the ones who just can't drive past a good sign.
The Collection
◆ For antique & thrift obsessives
◆ Dusty corners & forgotten treasures
◆ The thrill of the hunt, immortalized
◆ Perfect for pickers, collectors & curious souls
Warning: May cause unplanned detours past every estate sale sign you see.
Custom Photo Magnets
Your photo. Your people. Your fridge — done right.
Send us the shot — a wedding, a graduation, the dog looking unreasonably majestic — and we turn it into a premium magnet that actually looks good. No blurry gas-station-kiosk energy, no washed-out color. Just your favorite moment, printed sharp and stuck exactly where you’ll see it every single day.
The Collection
◆ Upload any photo — we handle the rest
◆ Premium print with rich, true-to-life color
◆ Two sizes: 2.5″ × 3.5″ standard or 2.5″ × 2.5″ square
◆ Wedding favors, gifts & shameless fridge flexing
Warning: May cause relatives to demand copies of their own.
Live Event Printing
WE SHOW UP.
WE PRINT.
YOUR GUESTS LEAVE WITH MAGNETS.
Forget the generic favor bags full of candy nobody eats and a candle that smells vaguely like "clean linen." We bring our equipment to your event and print custom magnets on-site — while people watch. It's a whole thing. A good whole thing.
Guests pick up a unique keepsake, you get zero boxes of leftover favors, and everyone remembers your event. Everyone wins.
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Weddings
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Bridal Showers
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Baby Showers
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Festivals & Markets
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Corporate Events
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Graduations
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Live printing. Custom memories.
Party favors people actually keep.
READY TO ORDER?
Custom magnets, bulk orders, the sarcastic collection — we've got you. Browse and buy directly from the shop, or reach out for custom and bulk orders.
Get In Touch
LET'S TALK MAGNETS.
Custom orders, bulk quotes, event bookings, or just a general "hey I need magnets" — we answer.